SocietySportsUKPeople briefly interested in football relieved that they can go back to moaning about it again
SocietySportsMan secretly practising ‘Two world wars and two world cups’ when he thinks nobody is listening
PoliticsUK‘It’s just you and me again, Bunty’ Theresa May tells beloved childhood teddy bear and new Foreign Secretary
BusinessTechnologyUKMark Zuckerberg hospitalised after dangerously prolonged laughing fit following ICO fine
PoliticsUKWorldBritain to curry favour with Donald Trump by showing it too is run by incompetent f*ckwits
PoliticsUKThe good times are over, says an inconsolable Michel Barnier following David Davis resignation
