HealthSocietyUKNew study says “no, pizza doesn’t secretly help you lose weight, you fat fucking moron”
EnvironmentPoliticsSocietyUKMan happy paying £1.50 for stuff that comes free from the tap furious at paying 10p for bottle it comes in
EntertainmentPoliticsUKNobody notices as Mark Zuckerberg sends Jesse Eisenberg to appear in front of MPs
PoliticsWorldIn my defence, I only paid for sex with porn star because she reminded me of my daughter, insists ‘family man’ Trump
SocietyWorldAlt-right pundits take a stand against Isis-linked attack in France by being overjoyed it happened
PoliticsUKTheresa May suggests some form of formal unified group of European countries to oppose Russia