SocietyTechnologyUKMan forgives Facebook after they make him a cute video showing all his stolen personal information
BusinessSocietyUKSelf-checkout till goes 24hrs without throwing a hissy fit about unexpected items in the bagging area
PoliticsUKMet Police suddenly receives £40bn extra funding as London gangs move to financial district
PoliticsSocietyUKBrexiters celebrate 20 years of the Good Friday Agreement by attempting to destroy it
EntertainmentPoliticsSocietyUKJeremy Corbyn calls for independent enquiry into outcome of a game of Cluedo
PoliticsSocietyUKMan unwilling to blame Russia for Salisbury poisoning unless he can personally review all of MI5’s evidence
PoliticsSocietyUKThrowing money at the police isn’t a ‘deterrent’ to criminals, insists woman itching to spend £30bn on Trident
PoliticsSocietyUKRise in crime nothing to do with us cutting 20,000 police, insists government simpleton
PoliticsUKLabour activist commemorating Martin Luther King anniversary also member of Death To Israel Facebook group