BusinessEducationEntertainmentScienceTechnologySatirical website discovers new way to stuff even more adverts onto the page
PoliticsSocietyUKNation united in belief that people who shout at the children of MPs are massive twats
BusinessUKRichard Branson’s Instagram post about importance of punctuality mostly read by commuters on delayed Virgin trains
BusinessSocietyUKHonest takeaway ad shows man in pants shovelling curry into his mouth with his bare hands
BusinessPoliticsUKBrexit could end British workers’ right to take a prolonged shit at work, claim unions
PoliticsUKBrexiters meet to discuss new excuses for not coming up with coherent alternative Brexit plan
SocietyNew productivity lifehack reveals the secret to productivity is to stop reading about productivity lifehacks
EducationSocietyUKNew primary school teacher has already realised that most children are complete shit-squirrels
PoliticsUK‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, especially if it is at an abortion clinic’, says Rees-Mogg
