BrexitPoliticsUKSurvivors of Soviet oppression agree that being told ‘No’ by the EU is as bad as the Gulag
BrexitEntertainmentPoliticsUK‘Will leading Brexiters be on a stage within piss-throwing distance?’ ask potential Brexit festival attendees
PoliticsWorldIn all my time as a judge, no guilty person ever said “it wasn’t me” so just confirm me already, insists Brett Kavanaugh
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKFollowing huge success of her Brexit plan, Theresa May announces move into wedding planning
PoliticsWorldWe often award ‘Hero of the Russian Federation’ medal to our most successful cathedral spotters, insists Vladimir Putin
BrexitPoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg advises public to have their butlers keep the pantry well-stocked in event of no-deal Brexit
HealthUKFemale mosquitoes hit out at sexist scientists for developing gene editing technique that only targets females
PoliticsUKFalse alarm as ‘Beluga whale’ spotted in Thames confirmed as just Boris Johnson skinny dipping
PoliticsUKWeary nation prepares for yet another General Election after Theresa May categorically rules it out
BrexitHealthSocietyUKBrits clearly looking forward to Brexit as rising life expectancy grinds to a halt
BrexitPoliticsUKForeign millionaires and people with PhDs are welcome to come and pick our fruit, says Theresa May
BrexitSocietyUKMan wistfully recalls time when ‘Brexit’ just sounded like funny name for breakfast cereal
