EntertainmentUKI couldn’t have been in Pizza Express because I was having an affair with a teenager, insists Phillip Schofield
UKMulti-millionaire perfectly comfortable with the idea of a recession if it makes it look like he’s good at his job
BusinessPoliticsUKInflation only coming down because of the things we are doing, insists government that claimed there was nothing they could do to influence inflation when it was going up
BrexitPoliticsUKMan who blames all of the nation’s ills on ‘migrants’ horrified to learn the only thing keeping the UK out of recession is strong net migration
SportsUKMan City put an end to concerns over Financial Fair Play breaches after revealing £300m fee for Ted Lasso cameo
EntertainmentPoliticsUKFears Tory government under attack from The Blob, a terrifying 1950s movie monster
HealthSocietyUKGerms shock the international community by pulling out of ‘five-second rule’ agreement
PoliticsUKNo one could have predicted that reappointing a woman who had recently been sacked for breaking ministerial rules would come back to bite me on the arse, insists Rish Sunak
EducationTechnologyUKUniversity of Life announces all courses to be online Facebook memes and weird YouTube channels from September
PoliticsUK“I am confident nothing untoward happened” – the top five creative ways to avoid an outright lie when you’re caught breaking the rules
PoliticsUKLee Anderson praises Suella Braverman for trying to arrange more lenient punishments for biological women drivers caught speeding
PoliticsUKParty of law and order calls in ethics advisor to tell them if it’s okay to use your political position to create a more lenient punishment when you break the law
