BusinessSocietyUKHonest takeaway ad shows man in pants shovelling curry into his mouth with his bare hands
BusinessPoliticsUKBrexit could end British workers’ right to take a prolonged shit at work, claim unions
PoliticsUKBrexiters meet to discuss new excuses for not coming up with coherent alternative Brexit plan
SocietyNew productivity lifehack reveals the secret to productivity is to stop reading about productivity lifehacks
EducationSocietyUKNew primary school teacher has already realised that most children are complete shit-squirrels
PoliticsUK‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, especially if it is at an abortion clinic’, says Rees-Mogg
PoliticsSocietyUKPainting Boris as sex-crazed loon damages him, insist people who’ve learnt f*ck-all from last three years
PoliticsUKTory party facing split between MPs who dislike PM’s Chequers Brexit plan and those who hate it
BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson confident of divorce deal in which he still retains full access to marital bed
PoliticsUKEU must impose immediate sanctions on Russia insists country that just told the EU to f*ck off
SocietyTechnologyTwitter ban forces InfoWars’ Alex Jones to go door-to-door selling conspiracy theories