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BrexitPoliticsUKTheresa May’s latest Brexit deal ‘substantively different’ after being converted to Comic Sans
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BrexitPoliticsUKMoment of Brexit tenderness as adorable British MPs think Article 50 extension is up to them
BrexitPoliticsUKTheresa May proposes compromise of remaining in EU on weekdays and staying out at weekends
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PoliticsSocietyUKLabour leader maintains long-held, principled position of not supporting Labour Party policy
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BrexitPoliticsUKEurocrat Nigel Farage suspected of asking foreign leaders to overrule the sovereignty of Westminster
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