PoliticsWorldDonald Trump celebrates as Mueller report leaves sexism, misogyny, racism, adultery, climate-change denial, possible obstruction of justice, lying and stupidity as only lingering blemishes on his character
BrexitPoliticsUKJeremy Corbyn to become PM within days after Chris Grayling put in charge of cabinet coup
BrexitPoliticsUKAnti-Brexit petition signed by three-million means nothing, insists man who proudly organised pro-Brexit march for three-dozen
BrexitPoliticsUKHundreds of Brexit gagging orders necessary to stop you getting too excited about our wonderful no-deal preparation, insists Government
PoliticsUKJeremy Corbyn storms out of key Brexit meeting due to ‘intolerable presence’ of Jaffa cakes
BrexitPoliticsUKMan who spent two years saying ‘we’re leaving on 29th March so suck it up snowflake’ eerily quiet this morning
BrexitPoliticsUK“I’m on YOUR side” insists woman who has cut police and public services to the f*cking bone
PoliticsWorldMischievous ghost of John McCain replaces Trump’s mid-morning burger with a vegan burrito
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKInstead of telling us what we think about Brexit maybe you should try asking us, nation tells Theresa May
BrexitPoliticsUK‘A second referendum would be undemocratic, plus we don’t have sufficient funds to cheat again’ insists Vote Leave
BrexitPoliticsWorld‘Democracy in the UK is dead’ insists man whose Dad became President despite getting fewer votes than his opponent
EntertainmentSocietyWorldTeenager criticised for throwing egg at Thanos ‘just because he wants to kill half of creation’
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKStubborn cat planning to present owners with same dead mouse for third time despite being told not to
BusinessWorldDisney unveils latest addition to ‘Disney Princesses’ as 20th Century Fox takeover is completed
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKNigel Farage’s Brexit Betrayal March hires 200 Polish walkers after finding Brits are not willing to do the job
