BusinessHealthSocietyUKMoron utterly convinced Greggs vegan sausage rolls will infect steak bakes with dangerous levels of veganism
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKI have also started a new shipping company with no ships, can I have a £13.8m government contract?
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HealthSocietyUKMickey telling your battered liver to “get up, you son of a bitch!” for New Year’s Eve
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump starts referring to himself as a war veteran after spending five minutes in Iraq
EntertainmentPoliticsJeremy Corbyn visited by ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Past and Christmas Past
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldVladimir Putin tells May it is her duty to ‘deliver on the will of the Russian president’
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKNation brought to standstill by single drone in ‘perfect shape’ to cope with No Deal Brexit
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKTourists delighted by ‘quaint’ British tradition of Police protecting female MPs from gammon-faced Brexiter f*ckwits
SocietyWorldSanta warns that some toys won’t be ready due to elves spending all their time dicking about on shelves
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment assures nation that placating bigoted cretins is still the key driver of UK immigration policy