EntertainmentPoliticsJeremy Corbyn visited by ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Past and Christmas Past
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldVladimir Putin tells May it is her duty to ‘deliver on the will of the Russian president’
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKNation brought to standstill by single drone in ‘perfect shape’ to cope with No Deal Brexit
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKTourists delighted by ‘quaint’ British tradition of Police protecting female MPs from gammon-faced Brexiter f*ckwits
SocietyWorldSanta warns that some toys won’t be ready due to elves spending all their time dicking about on shelves
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment assures nation that placating bigoted cretins is still the key driver of UK immigration policy
SocietyTechnologyUKMan with nothing interesting to say really showing off his beard on Tinder profile
PoliticsUKGovernment reveals No Deal plans to divide UK into 13 districts that will provide young competitors for unspecified games
SocietySportsUKLewis Hamilton clarifies that he is “very proud to have come from that shithole of a town”
BrexitPoliticsUK3,500 troops on standby for no-deal Brexit will just be helping people to celebrate all the winning
SportsUKBig Sam Allardyce seals himself in Christmas wrapping paper and lies waiting outside Old Trafford