BusinessSocietyTechnologyUKSecurity services hugely grateful to everyone for uploading their biometric data to FaceApp
SportsUKIf one is head-butted in a tunnel and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? asks Joey Barton
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUK‘Free Delivery over £75’ is not a f*cking special offer, online shops told
PoliticsSocietyWorldWorld completely accepts Donald Trump is not racist following his clever declaration that he isn’t
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexit Party graciously accepts Ursula von der Leyen as EU President after she secures 52% of the vote
PoliticsUKWorldTrump’s comments are totally unacceptable, insists man who refers to black children as picaninnies
EntertainmentSocietyFast & Furious movies and spin-offs to be cut short at ‘only fifty films’ reveal producers
PoliticsUKWorldI utterly condemn Donald Trump’s tweets but I won’t tell you why, insists courageous Boris Johnson
SportsUKWorldEngland can’t be ‘World’ Champions at cricket because we don’t play it, insists American Baseball fan
PoliticsWorldAmerican-born congresswoman tells Trump, “Yes, the government where I’m from IS a total catastrophe”
PoliticsUKWorldPutting ‘GO HOME’ on the side of a fleet of vans is always more effective than a Tweet, May tells Trump
BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson promises he will have many more strong opinions on things he knows nothing about
PoliticsScienceWorldGet back to the supercontinent Pangaea where you all came from, President Trump tells US citizens
SocietySportsUKCricket convert planning to watch village team this weekend expecting ‘more of the same’
PoliticsSocietyUKWorldMan who didn’t understand the customs union moves smoothly on to not understanding the WTO
BusinessSocietyUKPrisons stretched to breaking point after 30,000 journalists join Tommy Robinson inside for committing ‘Journalism’
HealthPoliticsUKLet’s spend more money killing foreigners, says man who killed British people by slashing NHS funding
