BrexitPoliticsUKUK negotiator leaves threat of shitting himself on the table in order to secure Brexit deal
EntertainmentSocietyUKMeghan Markle should be more respectful of tradition and be white, says Piers Morgan
BrexitPoliticsUKMark Francois squeezes into his old Territorial Army uniform and tries to gatecrash ‘war cabinet’ meeting
PoliticsSocietyUKWorldMan who wished for a ‘powerful BJ’ realises enchanted monkey’s paw has backfired again
PoliticsSocietyUKWhat a beautiful language, says Boris Johnson as Welsh people loudly tell him to f*ck off
PoliticsUKOopsie, says Chris Grayling as he sits at home watching the UK’s transport infrastructure grind to a halt
BusinessEntertainmentSocietyTechnologyNew Wolfenstein game criticised for not being about engaging Nazis in rational debate
EnvironmentScienceSocietyUKGovt issues heatwave warning urging climate change deniers to maybe shut the fuck up for a while
BrexitPoliticsNews that Britain has ‘renewed sense of optimism’ forces EU to capitulate on Irish backstop
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKJeremy Corbyn responds to renewed threat of no-deal Brexit with marathon jam-making session
EntertainmentPoliticsSocietyUKBritain to repeat its Brexit offer loudly and slowly until the foreigners get it
