BusinessEntertainmentSocietyForthcoming Disney ‘Obi-Wan’ series to focus on heroin addiction and petty crime
EnvironmentUKWorld‘You f*ckers are useless’ declares David Attenborough as he arrives in the Amazon in stolen fire engine
EnvironmentPoliticsScienceWorldMedia declare Amazon fires ‘important enough for front page’ after discovery of old cathedral in the rain forest
BrexitPoliticsUKLooking like a dimwitted oaf who can’t use furniture is a triumph for Boris Johnson, claims Telegraph
PoliticsTechnologyUKWorld‘I am the chosen one’ says man who doesn’t live in real world and wants guns – lots of guns
BrexitPoliticsUKAngela Merkel pissing herself laughing after sending new boy Boris on errand to get some elbow grease
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment announces review into extremely costly project that most people don’t want… no not that one
EntertainmentUK‘Millennials living in a tent and forced to bake for wealthy old people’ voted best metaphor for Brexit Britain
BrexitPoliticsUKAvoiding a hard border between the EU and a country which voted to remain in the EU is anti-democratic, insists Boris Johnson
BrexitPoliticsUKEnding freedom of movement could see Santa barred from delivering in the UK after Brexit
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment report with all the wonderful benefits of no-deal Brexit remains steadfastly unleaked
HealthSocietyUKWoman who believes vaccines cause autism also believes thing above her bed catches bad dreams
BrexitHealthPoliticsUKWhy aren’t parents listening to expert advice on vaccines, asks man who’s spent three years publicly denouncing ‘experts’
BrexitPoliticsUKOperation Yellowhammer report is just project fear and should be ignored, insists government that wrote it
