BrexitPoliticsUKFood bank users just need ‘will and spirit’ to feed their families, insists Boris Johnson
EntertainmentPoliticsUKFurious Labour supporters slam 1987 edition of Top of the Pops for ‘anti-Corbyn bias’
BrexitPoliticsSocietyTechnologyUKFaceApp preparing citizens for their appearance in event of no-deal Brexit
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexiters left furious as parliamentary sovereignty stops parliament getting its sovereignty back
PoliticsSocietyUKMan castrated and hounded to suicide by government ‘happy’ to be on new fifty-pound note
ScienceSocietyWorldConspiracy theorists to celebrate 50th anniversary of first ‘moon landing was fake’ claim
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUKSecurity services hugely grateful to everyone for uploading their biometric data to FaceApp
SportsUKIf one is head-butted in a tunnel and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? asks Joey Barton
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUK‘Free Delivery over £75’ is not a f*cking special offer, online shops told
PoliticsSocietyWorldWorld completely accepts Donald Trump is not racist following his clever declaration that he isn’t
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexit Party graciously accepts Ursula von der Leyen as EU President after she secures 52% of the vote
PoliticsUKWorldTrump’s comments are totally unacceptable, insists man who refers to black children as picaninnies
EntertainmentSocietyFast & Furious movies and spin-offs to be cut short at ‘only fifty films’ reveal producers
PoliticsUKWorldI utterly condemn Donald Trump’s tweets but I won’t tell you why, insists courageous Boris Johnson
SportsUKWorldEngland can’t be ‘World’ Champions at cricket because we don’t play it, insists American Baseball fan
PoliticsWorldAmerican-born congresswoman tells Trump, “Yes, the government where I’m from IS a total catastrophe”
PoliticsUKWorldPutting ‘GO HOME’ on the side of a fleet of vans is always more effective than a Tweet, May tells Trump
