BrexitBusinessPoliticsTechnologyGovernment proposes Schrodinger’s Irish Border, which exists when you want sovereignty and doesn’t exist when you want frictionless trade
EducationPoliticsUKFight erupts at Conservative conference after attendee reveals he went to state school
EnvironmentPoliticsUKLightweight, artificial object that’s bad for the environment has disposable coffee cup snatched away from it
BrexitPoliticsUKDexEU confident its brilliant suggestion that the UK annex Ireland will soothe Irish border concerns in Brussels
PoliticsUKTories continue to modernise as only 53 conference delegates turn up in blackface this year
BrexitPoliticsUKLatest Brexit plan for Boris to squeeze Barnier’s thigh under the negotiating table in attempt to get deal
PoliticsSocietyWorldExplorers discover woman who hasn’t yet been propositioned by either Boris Johnson or Donald Trump
BrexitPoliticsUKIt’s not surprising there is anger directed at MPs, says man doing all he can to encourage it
SocietyUK“I don’t understand 98 out of 100 gender identities, therefore they’re not real” claims moron
PoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg claims refund under good night guarantee after raucous Commons debate ruins his sleep
BusinessPoliticsUKMan successfully distracts from his moral bankruptcy and ineptitude by being horribly offensive
