SocietyUKNursery school teacher says woke brigade have gone too far after toddler identifies as a little teapot
UKDay 464: Emaciated Nadine Dorries remains chained to Buckingham Palace railings clutching ‘Give me Dameship’ sign
SocietyUKWorldTitle of “Andrew, the pizza-loving sex offender” finally passes to the next generation of high-profile deviant
PoliticsUKCredulous simpletons to continue deluding themselves that Commons vote is about cake rather than lying to parliament
BusinessTechnologyUKAll the best investment opportunities use spam and fake social media profiles for promotion, insist crypto gurus
PoliticsUKOnly the voters should decide who sits in Parliament, insists man who just ducked the opportunity to let voters decide if he should sit in Parliament
PoliticsUK“I’d still pick Boris over Starmer for prime minister” insists Tory voter helplessly watching Johnson have sex with his girlfriend
PoliticsUKOPINION: As a close personal friend of Boris Johnson for more than twenty years, I am shocked to suddenly discover what he’s like
PoliticsUKDon’t worry, I’m still going to let Boris add all his mates to the House of Lords, explains Rishin Sunak
