BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKClocks going back means Brexit is delayed by another full hour, moan angry Brexiters
EntertainmentWorldShock as Kanye West demonstrates astonishing levels of self-awareness with “I’m the greatest dick of all time” claim
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKLatest Brexit 50p coin to be left blank so people can write the date in themselves
PoliticsUKAnother defeat for Boris as his proposal to order a curry for dinner loses out to vegetarian fajitas
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldUK the only remaining EU member after other nations save time by agreeing to form breakaway ‘European Alliance’
SportsUKUnderstanding how rugby union scrum works ‘literally impossible’ by Saturday, non rugby fans warned
EnvironmentPoliticsSocietyUKUK voters increasingly desperate for climate change hurry up and put them out of their misery
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKProud Brexiter updates his ‘British Independence Day’ tattoo with yet another leaving date
BrexitPoliticsUKDefiant Brexiter changes his stock response to “Whatever snowflake, we’ll definitely be out by the end of January”
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment finally wins a vote and announces a triumphant new directi…….ah f*ck! Never mind
PoliticsSocietyUK‘The government may have the numbers’, says mate on Facebook like he’s Laura f**king Kuenssberg or something
PoliticsWorldBarron Trump grounded after pranking his Dad about impeached Presidents being strung up from a tree
BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson invited to join AC/DC after his work is described as ‘repetitive and disorderly’
BrexitPoliticsUK‘Sign up to one more Brexit extension and we get a free hot drink’, Prime Minister assures weary nation
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKSajid Javid woos Leave voters by promising he will be as pig-ignorant of economic reality as they are
BrexitPoliticsUKBercow wrong to dismiss second vote on Boris’ deal, insist Brexiters who regularly dismiss people getting second vote on Boris’ deal
