SocietyUKOffice wanker thinks putting milk in a cup of tea is something people should have strong opinions about
BrexitPoliticsUKEU to grant year-long Brexit extension to give Britain the time to fully tear itself apart
SocietyUKQuickie divorces to be granted to couples who cite irreconcilable disagreements over how to load dishwasher
EducationPoliticsSocietyUKUniversity is where you can just spout off and everyone has to listen, says man who understands nothing about universities
BrexitPoliticsUKIrony-free Mark Francois demands new vote of confidence in Theresa May insisting ‘the will of the MPs’ has changed since December
SocietyTechnologyUKMan buys ‘task management app’ in naive belief it will convert him into productive powerhouse
BrexitPoliticsUKNation relieved that former investment banker Andrea Leadsom will be OK in case of No Deal
SportsUKKind-hearted Grand National offers to fly injured horses to Dignitas rather than shooting them in the head on the track
SocietyUKStudy finds speaking with your arms folded increases your chances of sounding like a twat by 70%
SocietyWorldBrunei implements ‘stoning to death’ for gay sex after furious Sultan’s unsuccessful stint on Grindr
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump takes time out from grabbing pussy to criticise Joe Biden’s behaviour with women
BrexitPoliticsUKIncompetent leader hopeful alliance with rubbish opposition will secure support for crap deal that everyone hates
EntertainmentSocietySportsWorldMan who thought Conor McGregor really retired now looking to buy some magic beans