PoliticsUKTories drop behind Labour in the polls after Boris filmed absolutely butchering a cup of tea
EntertainmentPoliticsUKTelling Boris to “act natural” during Tory election broadcast was a mistake, concedes director
EnvironmentPoliticsUKYorkshireman puts visiting Boris Johnson to work in flood defences as replacement sandbag
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKMis-selling of Brexit Party parliamentary candidacies the new PPI, insist cold-calling firms
SocietyUK“Participation trophies are stupid” declares generation that decided to dish them out in the first place
BrexitPoliticsTechnologyUKNew tactical tactical voting website website launched to help tactically choose a tactical voting website
BrexitPoliticsUKNigel Farage demonstrates fabled Brexiter negotiating skills by giving Tories everything they want for nothing in return
EntertainmentPoliticsSocietyUKWarmaster Horus positions himself as ‘anti-establishment’ candidate in forthcoming elections
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBBC criticised for using archive footage of Winston Churchill laying wreath at Cenotaph instead of Boris Johnson
SocietyUKIdiots who rant at people for not wearing poppies planning to completely forget about veterans after 11am
PoliticsUKScots delighted at imminent prospect of independence after Boris Johnson categorically rules it out
PoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg heads to Yorkshire to tell everyone to use common sense and evacuate immediately
PoliticsUKMonster Raving Loony Party’s spending pledges are the only ones that are not complete bullshit, says Institute for Fiscal Studies
PoliticsUKI’d rather help sweaty overweight people stretch their groins than be Jeremy Corbyn’s deputy, insists Tom Watson
PoliticsUK‘Boris is a silly fat bastard’ – John Bercow continues to speak his mind after retiring as speaker
EnvironmentPoliticsScienceWorldWorld leaders confident they will be able to ignore climate study endorsed by 11,000 scientists
