BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson promises he will have many more strong opinions on things he knows nothing about
PoliticsScienceWorldGet back to the supercontinent Pangaea where you all came from, President Trump tells US citizens
SocietySportsUKCricket convert planning to watch village team this weekend expecting ‘more of the same’
PoliticsSocietyUKWorldMan who didn’t understand the customs union moves smoothly on to not understanding the WTO
BusinessSocietyUKPrisons stretched to breaking point after 30,000 journalists join Tommy Robinson inside for committing ‘Journalism’
HealthPoliticsUKLet’s spend more money killing foreigners, says man who killed British people by slashing NHS funding
SocietyUKThrowing milkshakes at Tommy Robinson is a horrible crime, insists supporter throwing bottle at police
SocietyUKTommy Robinson supporters clearly articulate their concerns over his incarceration by hurling traffic cones at policeman
SocietyUKTommy Robinson supporters confused why ‘completely innocent’ Tommy has to go to prison again
BrexitPoliticsUKI will deliver Brexit by thoroughly pissing off the people who will carry it out, says Boris Johnson
PoliticsSocietyUKLabour blames accusations of anti-Semitism on ‘Global Jewish conspiracy’ to undermine Jeremy Corbyn
PoliticsUKWorldBoris Johnson confirms that he will wait to appoint US ambassador until Trump tells him who he’s allowed
PoliticsUKWorldSir Kim Darroch resigns and apologises for ‘any offence caused to that childish, orange f*ckwit’
PoliticsUKWorldSearch begins for new UK Ambassador who is happy to pretend Donald Trump isn’t a moron
HealthTechnologyUKAmazon’s Alexa to wait until you have visitors before asking how your haemorrhoids are doing
SocietyUK‘Nightmare’ Meghan ‘out of control’ reports Daily Mail, after she refuses to allow four Daily Mail journalists into Frogmore Cottage to just use the toilet
PoliticsUKWorldTrump’s numerous rage tweets prove how little he cares about UK ambassador’s comments, says White House
PoliticsSocietyUKBeing a centrist worse than being a devil-worshipping Nazi traffic warden, Corbyn supporter confirms
EntertainmentSocietyUKSatire writers to take day off after Tommy Robinson tries to become asylum seeker
PoliticsUKWorldWhat the f*ck am I supposed to do with all this Ferrero Rocher now? asks UK ambassador to US