SocietySportsUKCompetitive Dad intensively training son in egg and spoon technique ahead of school sports day
EntertainmentUK“This award proves what can be achieved when you spend months incessantly begging your audience to vote for you”
BusinessEnvironmentUKTo fix sewage pollution crisis we’ll need to raise executive bonuses by 40%, insist water companies
SocietyTechnologyUKMan celebrates after being added to 100th unnecessary WhatsApp group that he will never be able to leave
BusinessTechnologyWorld“It’s the most watertight thing we’ve ever created” insists Titanic sub firm OceanGate about its liability waiver
HealthPoliticsUKBrendan Clarke-Smith to volunteer with Samaritans so he can enjoy playing the world’s smallest violin directly to people suffering a mental health crisis
SocietyUKPrince William to end homelessness by letting homeless people sleep in a few of his dad’s houses
BusinessSocietyUKStraightforward work question turns into epic email trail involving seventeen people AGAIN
EnvironmentSocietyUK‘The water might have gone cold’ insists man re-boiling kettle after 15 seconds spent looking for a cup
EducationSocietyUKREVEALED! The vile TikTok trend where gullible tabloid pundits are cruelly tricked into believing teens identify as cats!
PoliticsUKWe must protect neglected children by ditching the term ‘white privilege’ insists government that didn’t even want to feed them
