BrexitPoliticsUKWorldEU pissing itself with laughter after Britain proposes European naval expedition to deal with Iran
BrexitPoliticsUKYes, we managed to put man on the moon by ignoring all the experts and hoping for the best, confirm NASA
BusinessSocietyUKLocal man decries discriminatory Wetherspoons after being told to ‘Go Back Home’ at 1am
BrexitEnvironmentSocietyUKMan sent into furious tailspin by Extinction Rebellion adamant he will cope fine with No Deal Brexit
BrexitPoliticsUKFood bank users just need ‘will and spirit’ to feed their families, insists Boris Johnson
EntertainmentPoliticsUKFurious Labour supporters slam 1987 edition of Top of the Pops for ‘anti-Corbyn bias’
BrexitPoliticsSocietyTechnologyUKFaceApp preparing citizens for their appearance in event of no-deal Brexit
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexiters left furious as parliamentary sovereignty stops parliament getting its sovereignty back
PoliticsSocietyUKMan castrated and hounded to suicide by government ‘happy’ to be on new fifty-pound note
ScienceSocietyWorldConspiracy theorists to celebrate 50th anniversary of first ‘moon landing was fake’ claim
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUKSecurity services hugely grateful to everyone for uploading their biometric data to FaceApp
SportsUKIf one is head-butted in a tunnel and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? asks Joey Barton
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUK‘Free Delivery over £75’ is not a f*cking special offer, online shops told
PoliticsSocietyWorldWorld completely accepts Donald Trump is not racist following his clever declaration that he isn’t
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexit Party graciously accepts Ursula von der Leyen as EU President after she secures 52% of the vote
PoliticsUKWorldTrump’s comments are totally unacceptable, insists man who refers to black children as picaninnies