BusinessEntertainmentSocietyTechnologyNew Wolfenstein game criticised for not being about engaging Nazis in rational debate
EnvironmentScienceSocietyUKGovt issues heatwave warning urging climate change deniers to maybe shut the fuck up for a while
BrexitPoliticsNews that Britain has ‘renewed sense of optimism’ forces EU to capitulate on Irish backstop
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKJeremy Corbyn responds to renewed threat of no-deal Brexit with marathon jam-making session
EntertainmentPoliticsSocietyUKBritain to repeat its Brexit offer loudly and slowly until the foreigners get it
PoliticsUK“A picture of that tennis girl with no shorts on scratching her arse” says Boris to Downing Street decorators
PoliticsUKMan who didn’t understand how our nation connects to other nations the obvious choice for Foreign Secretary
EntertainmentPoliticsSocietyUKKhorne the Blood God confirmed as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport in cabinet reshuffle
BrexitPoliticsUK‘That’s just, like, your opinion man’ says The Dude when told a no-deal Brexit would be catastrophic
BrexitPoliticsUK‘The EU need us more than we need them’ insists country now begging them for Naval assistance
PoliticsUKHottest-ever July day arriving as Boris becomes Prime Minister ‘confirmation’ that we’re all in Hell
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson walks onstage to Ice Cube’s “Get Off My Dick and Tell Yo Bitch to Come Here”
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson to spend first few days as Prime Minister deciding which girlfriend to take into Number Ten