PoliticsSocietyUKBeing a centrist worse than being a devil-worshipping Nazi traffic warden, Corbyn supporter confirms
EntertainmentSocietyUKSatire writers to take day off after Tommy Robinson tries to become asylum seeker
PoliticsUKWorldWhat the f*ck am I supposed to do with all this Ferrero Rocher now? asks UK ambassador to US
PoliticsUKUK ambassador to the US regrets letting Chris Grayling borrow his laptop to send a quick email
EnvironmentPoliticsWorldMassive earthquakes reported as California tries to remove itself from rest of the United States
BrexitSocietyUKPeople who claim they love Europe but hate the EU also really f*cking hate Europe, survey reveals
PoliticsUKChild abandoned by mother on doorstep of 10 Downing Street told Boris Johnson doesn’t live there yet
PoliticsSocietyUKIf you don’t like obeying our laws then you should get out of our country, Tommy Robinson told
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump claims 1775 revolutionary army took over airports ‘using only laser guns and hover-boards’
EntertainmentSocietyUKNot a single person wearing a Joy Division T-shirt has ever listened to Joy Division, finds new study
BrexitPoliticsUKSlaves wondering how they might get themselves some of this ‘€100k a year for not doing any work’ style slavery
PoliticsUKShock as Number 10 refused to give details of National Security matters to incompetent, duplicitous, unrepentant, lying, cheating buffoon
PoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg caught on video speaking with cockney accent, swigging lager, offering fight
BrexitPoliticsUKAnn Widdecombe complains about lack of democracy inside EU while working for party with unelected leader who can’t be replaced
EntertainmentPoliticsWorldDonald Trump unveils statues of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum to celebrate Independence Day
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump blames Deep State as US Navy claims aircraft carrier not capable of driving down Washington Mall
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUKFacebook outage forces entire nation to descend into state of mass productivity
BrexitEnvironmentPoliticsUKBrexit Party warns that shark off Cornwall coast actually a disguised submarine full of migrants