EntertainmentUKSatire site receives one millionth “I thought this was supposed to be satire” comment on Facebook
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKPresident of Supreme Court did A-Level French and so is clearly biased, says appalled Daily Mail
EntertainmentSocietyUKWoman who turned TV volume down during loud bit now can’t hear what people are saying
PoliticsUKWorldLuxembourg PM says that if you come to his gaff and give it lip then you’re going to get a slapping
PoliticsUK130,000 deaths due to austerity was a personal best but I could have killed more, says wistful Cameron
PoliticsSocietyUK“Why does no one like me” wonders lying, racist, back-stabbing, divisive, greedy, self-serving prick
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKBrexiter excited to learn if Supreme Court justices are brave patriots or despicable traitors
BusinessSocietyUKDrowning children must pass British Citizenship test before being rescued, confirms Daily Mail
EntertainmentPoliticsUKNetflix confirms production of Avengers spinoff based around entitled posh twats from England
BusinessPoliticsUKAndrex signs exclusive deal to publish absorbent version of David Cameron’s memoirs
BusinessUKRNLI donations plummet on revelation that 2% of money raised is spent hauling Daily Mail readers from the Solent
PoliticsTechnologyUKNew Facebook IQ test sees millions of simpletons tricked into posting “I support Boris 100%”
EntertainmentUKNew James Bond film to feature search for golden toilet stolen from Blenheim palace, leaked script reveals
BrexitPoliticsUKGod revealed as a Remainer after documents show concerted effort to stop Adam and Eve ‘Leaving’ garden of Eden
EntertainmentSocietyUKFireman Sam puts people off applying to become firefighters because he’s Welsh, say Fire Chiefs
EnvironmentScienceTechnologyVideoHabitable planet absolutely shitting itself after being discovered by humans
BrexitPoliticsUKMinistry of Truth reveals ‘No-Deal’ report has always predicted extravagance and togetherness