BrexitPoliticsUKGlobal Britain extends hand of friendship to all European criminals worried about extradition
HealthSportsUKManchester United fans wondering if a global Coronavirus pandemic could prevent Liverpool winning league
BrexitPoliticsUKBreaking my promises on the previous EU deal is best way to start negotiations for future deal, insists idiot
BusinessPoliticsSocietyUKTories far more excited about a union defending their right to offend people, than a union defending the right to be safe at work
PoliticsUKCalls for Tory MP to resign after footage emerges of him socialising in a ‘pub’ with commoners
EducationEnvironmentPoliticsGreta Thunberg and Malala Yousafzai meet up to discuss boys, ponies and make-up
EntertainmentWorldHarvey Weinstein learning first-hand about ‘unwanted sexual advances’ after first prison shower
SocietyMillions looking forward to celebrating that time Jesus and his disciples ate pancakes or whatever
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKGovernment to reject EU food standards because it’s not like poor farming methods have put the entire future of humanity in doubt
BrexitHealthPoliticsUKBrexit triumph as life expectancies get closer to what they were before the UK joined the EU
BrexitPoliticsUKHow many points would you score in the UK’s new points-based immigration system? Take the test and find out!
PoliticsSocietyUKGovernment urged to implement points-based system for anyone trying to move into the Cabinet
