EntertainmentUKKevin Spacey spotted calmly leaving court building holding his left hand and walking with a limp
EntertainmentUK“No one gets paid tens of thousands for a few minutes work unless they’re being exploited,” insist parents being paid tens of thousands to talk for a few minutes about Huw Edwards
Subscriber OnlyUK“Kids these days are too soft and don’t know how lucky they are”, insists Chimney Sweep who can no longer employ 9-year-olds
EntertainmentPoliticsTechnologyUK“Chuck it off a ferry” – Rebekah Vardy advises Boris how to deal with his phone troubles
PoliticsTechnologyUK“The dog ate my passcode”, Boris explains why he hasn’t provided his Whatsapp messages to Covid enquiry
BusinessSocietyUKHostage negotiators called in after man held against his will by Virgin Media contract
EntertainmentUKThe Sun to confound its critics by acting with kindness and compassion towards a man who has broken no laws and is in the middle of a mental health crisis
PoliticsWorldFinland has more than enough tractors to defeat a Russian tank invasion on their own, confirms NATO
SportsUKEngland could still win The Ashes if they deprive Australia the opportunity to channel their great great great great grandparents
BusinessEntertainmentUKNation left utterly flabbergasted that a story in The Sun might not have been entirely true
PoliticsUKThe BBC is ‘a safe haven for perverts’, insists man whose colleague watched tractor porn during a busy work meeting
SocietyUK17-year-old at heart of BBC presenter row was clearly groomed and didn’t understand he was being exploited, insists man who also claims 15-year-old Shemima Begum knew exactly what she was doing
BusinessEntertainmentUKTabloid that paid a 16-year-old girl to quit school and pose for topless photos remains straight-faced while trying to expose BBC presenter who paid a 17-year-old for photos
EntertainmentSocietyUKDaily Mail reader wishes so hard for the disgraced BBC employee to be Gary Lineker that he detaches retina
SocietyUKWoman manages to keep her cool at family BBQ whilst speaking to elderly male relative about feminism
SocietySportsUKMy teacher told me to focus in class because I would ‘never be a successful footballer’, but this Tuesday Night Powerleague trophy proves otherwise
BusinessEntertainmentUKGB News to lure new advertisers with promise of a presenter-led boycott of their brand if they ever choose to stop advertising
SocietyUKMan who claims it’s ridiculous for trans women to self-identify as ‘women’ perfectly happy for the Nazis to self-identify as ‘socialists’
