BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment finally wins a vote and announces a triumphant new directi…….ah f*ck! Never mind
PoliticsSocietyUK‘The government may have the numbers’, says mate on Facebook like he’s Laura f**king Kuenssberg or something
PoliticsWorldBarron Trump grounded after pranking his Dad about impeached Presidents being strung up from a tree
BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson invited to join AC/DC after his work is described as ‘repetitive and disorderly’
BrexitPoliticsUK‘Sign up to one more Brexit extension and we get a free hot drink’, Prime Minister assures weary nation
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKSajid Javid woos Leave voters by promising he will be as pig-ignorant of economic reality as they are
BrexitPoliticsUKBercow wrong to dismiss second vote on Boris’ deal, insist Brexiters who regularly dismiss people getting second vote on Boris’ deal
BrexitPoliticsSportsUKEnglish rugby set for most memorable showdown since Boris Johnson flattened that 10-year-old boy
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexiters would support Chairman Mao, Fred West or Thanos if they delivered Brexit, says new survey
BrexitPoliticsUKNation wondering if Boris Johnson has a particular ditch in mind, or if we should find one for him
BusinessPoliticsTechnologyWorldMark Zuckerberg insists Facebook is 100% against Fake News, unless it comes from the most powerful people on the planet
BrexitPoliticsUKLabour warns MPs that voting for a Tory Brexit could result in Jeremy being very disappointed with them
BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson’s Brexit deal just Theresa May’s three rejected deals standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat
EnvironmentSocietyWorldExtinction Rebellion protestors won’t be happy until every single Londoner hates them
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment struggling to get support of those MPs it told to ‘get f*cked’ five weeks ago