BrexitPoliticsUKMark Francois to celebrate Britain’s withdrawal from the EU by ringing Big Ben with his cock
SocietyUKPublic divided over Harry and Meghan crisis between those who couldn’t give a shit and those who couldn’t give a toss
PoliticsWorldRogue state with despotic leader and alleged nuclear capabilities convinced Iran won’t retaliate further
UKThe only way to really leave that family is to fake your own death, explains Diana from remote tropical island
UKWe just want to be able to eat at a Pizza Express in Woking like normal people, insist Harry and Meghan
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump clarifies that a ‘cultural site’ is one of the rooms where he keep his old Playboys
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump’s Iran strategy in tatters as 3,000 recently-deployed troops all develop bone spurs
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson responded decisively to Iran crisis by having a wank in Mustique swimming pool, says Downing Street
EntertainmentPoliticsSocietyWorldBernie Sanders and Jeremy Corbyn renew calls for de-escalation after defeat of General M. Bison by Guile
EntertainmentUKDead people snubbing Derek Acorah in afterlife for career spent pretending to talk to them
PoliticsUKWorldOK, let’s give World War Three a whirl, say weary Britons facing at least five more years of Boris Johnson
BusinessPoliticsUKRail fares rise by another 3% because public believed Jeremy Corbyn was in Hezbollah