EntertainmentPoliticsUKTory party wasn’t trying to deceive anyone, insists independent fact-checker Jimmy Cleverest
BrexitPoliticsTechnologyUKIrony-free Arron Banks loudly complaining about people using his personal data without his express permission
SocietyUKWomen everywhere ruining International Men’s Day by asking ‘Yeah but when is International WOMEN’S Day’
PoliticsSocietyUKWoman shocked that notorious liar who cheated on his wife with her is not calling her back
PoliticsUKChip shop staff still stuck at work 20 hours after asking Jeremy Corbyn if he wants salt and vinegar
BrexitEntertainmentPoliticsUKChildren in Need celebrates raising less than half the cost of Boris Johnson’s aborted ‘Get Ready for Brexit’ ad campaign
EntertainmentUKI couldn’t have been interviewed by Emily Maitlis because I was at a Burger King in Swansea, insists Prince Andrew
EntertainmentUKWorldI was at Pizza Express in Woking when Alderaan was destroyed, claims Grand Moff Tarkin
PoliticsUKBoris sings perfect rendition of ‘The Lies On The Bus Go Round and Round’ to group of confused toddlers
BusinessEnvironmentWorldVenetian gondoliers now offering romantic boat tours of Venice’s historic rooftops
BrexitPoliticsUKDropped Brexit Party candidates who turned down bribes to withdraw now ‘totally pissed off’
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexit Party candidate drops out after old social media posts reveal him to be a reggae fan
BusinessSocietyUKNew John Lewis Christmas advert sees ‘Flamethrower’ added to a million Christmas lists
HealthPoliticsUKMissing A&E waiting time targets probably means it’s time to change those targets, insists government
PoliticsUKTories drop behind Labour in the polls after Boris filmed absolutely butchering a cup of tea
EntertainmentPoliticsUKTelling Boris to “act natural” during Tory election broadcast was a mistake, concedes director
EnvironmentPoliticsUKYorkshireman puts visiting Boris Johnson to work in flood defences as replacement sandbag
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKMis-selling of Brexit Party parliamentary candidacies the new PPI, insist cold-calling firms