HealthPoliticsWorldDonald Trump warns his handling of US pandemic will ‘get worse before it gets better’
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldParliament to be temporarily relocated to Moscow while palace of Westminster repaired
EntertainmentPoliticsUKNext Bond movie to show 007 taking a long nap instead of bothering ministers with unwelcome investigations
HealthPoliticsUK‘Laughter is the best medicine’ explains Boris, ‘which is why our Covid strategy is a joke’
HealthPoliticsUKEloquent anti-maskers make completely valid analogy between Kristallnacht and being asked to cover their mouths in Tescos
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldMan who was furious about unelected European bureaucrats trying to run Britain curiously fine with unelected Russian ones doing it
UKWe can’t find evidence of Russia interfering in EU referendum if we don’t look for it, confirm government geniuses
PoliticsUKNation dejectedly prepares for second lockdown after hearing Boris Johnson say we won’t need one
EntertainmentSocietyUKJK Rowling confirms in interview that Dumbledore was actually a TERF the whole time
SocietyUKPrince Andrew bemoans standard of Beatrice’s wedding reception after discovering every guest over 18
HealthSocietyUKWorldSecret globalist cabal delighted with conspiracy theory that has stopped people wearing masks and allowed continued facial recognition
PoliticsWorldKanye West unveils electoral platform of unbridled narcissism and twattish attention-seeking
HealthPoliticsWorldCountry that has lost 140,000 people to Coronavirus feeling reassured that President has a regular bean supplier
PoliticsUKChris Grayling adds ‘lost an election that was completely fixed in my favour’ to CV of comprehensive ineptitude
EntertainmentSocietyUKSatirical website treading very carefully around news about dog with racist name
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldDominic Raab lambastes Russia for meddling in UK elections to put people like Dominic Raab in power
PoliticsSocietyUKDaily Mail ‘journalist’ spontaneously combusts as Shamima Begum is granted right to return to the UK
