HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson on verge of taking Coronavirus seriously after learning Tories can contract it
HealthWorldPestilence getting increasingly impatient waiting for other Horsemen of the Apocalypse to show up
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson considering emergency coronavirus measures such as a nice holiday in the Seychelles
HealthPoliticsWorldMedical genius Donald Trump discovers that COVID-19 infection numbers go down when you don’t test for it
BrexitHealthSocietyUKMan who spent years telling ‘Remoaners’ that Britain survived the Blitz just panic-bought 400 toilet rolls
BrexitHealthPoliticsUKNHS confident it can swiftly eradicate Coronavirus thanks to the extra £350m per week it now receives
EducationSocietyUKParents left exhausted and traumatised after spending hours sorting costumes for World Book Day
EntertainmentSocietyUKDogs at this year’s Crufts being advised to lick own backsides for at least 20 seconds
BusinessHealthUKCoronavirus panic-buying in Doncaster leads to shops selling out of Stella Artois and family-sized bags of Quavers
BusinessHealthPoliticsUKWorld heading for economic crisis as 0.00001 % of planet’s population falls ill
PoliticsSocietyUKPandemic fears as number of people claiming they were bullied by Priti Patel rises to three