BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKOpinion: Brexit chaos is the fault of absolutely everyone except the people who actually voted for it
HealthPoliticsSocietyUKMan having BBQ for dozen friends this weekend just going to release a couple of grouse into his garden
BrexitPoliticsUKGhosts of former Prime Ministers confirm that they too think Boris Johnson is a complete plank
BrexitPoliticsScienceUKPotential life on Venus already eyeing up ‘soft-touch’ UK benefits system, warns Nigel Farage
BusinessHealthUKOur disgusting sticky tables catch and trap coronavirus safely, insists Wetherspoons boss
BrexitPoliticsUKWorldMan criticising government over breaking international law surprisingly forgetful about time his government broke international law
SocietySportsUKFantasy football fans ready and excited to watch every one of their players suddenly become absolutely shit
HealthPoliticsUKMerseyside now added to COVID watch list, with Birmingham, and Bolton, and Newcastle, and… oh f*ck it everywhere
HealthPoliticsUKBBC replaces Nichola Sturgeon’s pandemic briefings with Jamie Oliver making curried haggis
PoliticsWorldMan who said he could stand on Fifth Avenue and shoot someone without consequence nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
BrexitPoliticsUK‘I had my fingers crossed when I signed it’, clarifies Boris Johnson regarding Withdrawal Agreement
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson bans all gatherings of six people or more to avoid seeing all of his children
BrexitEntertainmentPoliticsUKFestival of Brexit a great way to lift the spirits of those made unemployed by Brexit, says government
HealthPoliticsUK“Virus spike due to those uppity youngsters who wouldn’t vote for us anyway” confirms government
HealthPoliticsUKMan who was planning to have six friends over for BBQ changes venue to much safer rush hour Tube train
HealthPoliticsUKSocial gatherings with more than six people to be banned for everyone except Dominic Cummings
BrexitPoliticsUKThousands of prisoners released after appeals show they only broke law in a ‘very specific and limited way’
BrexitPoliticsUKParty of law and order only willing to break the law in ‘very specific and limited way’
EntertainmentHealthPoliticsUKNew rise in Covid figures ‘a middle-class hoax to have free theatre streams reinstated’
HealthUKHeroic anti-masker demonstrates formidable bravery not seen since the Blitz by going maskless in Tesco
SocietyTechnologyUKWoman who made online friend during lockdown horrified at suggestion they actually ‘meet up’
