HealthPoliticsUK‘Surely those 38,000 people have to take some share of the blame for the death figures’ explains Matt Hancock
PoliticsWorldCNN reports Martin Luther King died of Type 2 Diabetes in addition to a bullet in the head
EntertainmentUKZippy, Bungle and George to have piss-up with Rod, Jane and Freddy as groups of six allowed to meet
HealthSocietyTechnologyUKEpidemiologists to tell plumbers and taxi drivers how to do their jobs for a change
HealthPoliticsSocietyUKNew Coronavirus guidelines allow people to do all the things they started doing three weeks ago
PoliticsUKWorldHong Kong protestors considering inviting Dominic Cummings for visit so people might start giving a shit about them again
HealthPoliticsTechnologyUKCity of Durham told to self-isolate for 14-days as ‘test and trace’ system launched in UK
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBBC announces plan to ensure Newsnight impartiality by replacing Emily Maitlis with Mark Francois
HealthSocietyWorldMan who lives in a compound with a basement full of guns says he won’t live in fear
PoliticsTechnologyWorldTwitter replaces Donald Trump’s blue tick with skull and crossbones in yellow triangle
UKBBC to show repeats of classic political resignations in absence of live events for public to enjoy
HealthPoliticsUKWe can’t sack Cummings as he‘s central to our COVID 19 response, says government overseeing 2nd highest death toll in the world
HealthPoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg suggests re-introducing bathing machines so people can socially distance at the beach
PoliticsTechnologyWorldMan who loves free speech really unhappy when people use it to disagree with him
PoliticsUKDominic Cummings never admits to being wrong and is incapable of apologising, says man who supported Jeremy Corbyn
BusinessHealthUKSocial distancing forces Debenhams to limit number of in-store shoppers to three times the normal numbers