TechnologyUKMan hoping novelty Zoom backgrounds continue to prove adequate replacement for ‘personality’
EducationHealthSocietyUKNigel Farage to teach kids climate change denial for ‘balance’ in BBC Lockdown Learning Scheme
HealthPoliticsUKConservatives to save time next election by adding a ‘DNR’ box to ballot paper for Tory voters to tick
HealthPoliticsUKGovernment praised after Boris Johnson was successfully blocked from cocking-up 5 COBRA meetings
HealthSocietyTechnologyVideos of people going to restaurants uploaded to Pornhub as wild fantasies amended
SocietyUKConstantly hearing the national anthem is bad enough, the last thing I need is Ben Fogle singing at me, insists Queen
EntertainmentHealthSocietyUKCelebrity genuinely believes anyone gives a shit about their ‘lockdown recommendations’
HealthPoliticsSocietySportsUKBoris Johnson pledges to recruit 24 Captain Toms a week to make up NHS funding shortfall
HealthSocietyUKMan desperately craving pub atmosphere has taken to pissing all over living room carpet
EntertainmentHealthSocietyUKGovernment urged to lift lockdown after it emerges Ed Sheeran is using the time to write a new album
HealthPoliticsUKNew fundraiser created by NHS staff will sponsor Matt Hancock’s 800m sprint along Brighton’s 500m pier
EntertainmentHealthWorldAmerica entirely Coronavirus-free within 40 miles of Chuck Norris, study shows
HealthPoliticsUKNHS staff can stitch together new ‘CARE’ badges to make a rudimentary face mask, confirms Matt Hancock
EntertainmentSocietyHenry Cavill demands $40m to reprise role as Superman so he can afford an entire box of Primaris Marines
HealthPoliticsWorldTrump cuts funding to WHO for its tragic failure to understand just how stupid Donald Trump is