PoliticsWorldTed Cruz praised for emergency fact-finding mission to Cancun to learn how Mexico deals with snow and power outages
BrexitPoliticsUKBoris Johnson celebrates nation’s freedom from unelected bureaucrats by putting one in his cabinet
EntertainmentSocietyUKWe’d much rather see a tell-all interview with Prince Andrew, public tells Oprah
EducationPoliticsUKStudents forbidden from disagreeing with free speech under threat of huge fines, says Minister for Obliterated Self-Awareness
UKTicketmaster selflessly ‘looking after’ everyone’s money for another year for all the cancelled gigs
HealthPoliticsUKQuarantined travellers facing financial ruin after taking Pringles from hotel minibar
SocietyUKMorons struggling to differentiate between things people are happy for you to know and things that are private
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson announces Easter easing of lockdown to mark end of carnage from Christmas easing of lockdown
PoliticsSocietyUKI’m optimistic about lockdown easing, says man who said 2020 was going to be a ‘fantastic year for Britain’
HealthSocietyWorldHypothetical can of Coke containing every single molecule of coronavirus on Earth still preferable to Pepsi
EnvironmentPoliticsUKNew Government guidelines on unsafe cladding include ‘Don’t set fire to anything’ and ‘Pray’
