PoliticsUKGeorge Galloway denies being racist by pointing out the many rimjobs he gave to Arab dictators
EntertainmentSocietyUKMan left ‘utterly devastated’ by Caroline Flack documentary, also happy to continue to call Meghan a horrible lying bitch
BusinessPoliticsUKLoathsome lefty pricks succeed in forcing hard-working Uber drivers to accept better pay and working conditions
SocietyUKDomestic violence victims to ensure better police protection by carrying miniature Churchill statues
PoliticsUKGovernment decides the spectre of nuclear annihilation is the ideal remedy for nation’s mental health crisis
BusinessHealthUKCarveries start putting food under the lights in preparation for reopening next month
SocietyUKStatues could protect themselves by dressing less provocatively and only going on plinths in daylight, insist women
PoliticsUK10-year sentences for people who point out all the horrible crimes punished by less than 10-year sentences
HealthScienceUKSide-effects in 0.0002% prove vaccine is ‘deadly’ claims moron who insists virus that kills 0.5% is ‘nothing to worry about’
PoliticsUKPriti Patel facing ten years behind bars after causing ‘serious annoyance, distress and inconvenience’
PoliticsSocietyWorld“Maybe tomorrow…” sighs despondent Myanmar protestor after scanning global headlines again
EntertainmentSocietyUKMash Report to be replaced with Love Thy Neighbour reboot starring Michael Gove in blackface
EntertainmentUKMan who insists ‘cancel culture is a cancer’ busy celebrating cancellation of comedy show he didn’t like
PoliticsSocietyUKGovernment promises urgent review of ‘abhorrent’ conversion therapy practise, in a few months, maybe
