EntertainmentWorldHave you had to kiss Steven Seagal as part of a film? You could be entitled to compensation
PoliticsUKWorldSuez blockage: UK sends team of experts to help Egypt pretend this is what they wanted all along
SocietyUKMan who enjoys saying ‘if you don’t like it, leave!’ furious when migrants take that exact advice to come here
PoliticsUKAlex Salmond launches new party with a pledge to reach out and touch the people of Scotland
BusinessPoliticsUKYou must go back to commuting to a proper office, insists man whose proper office is in his house
EnvironmentUKGreta Thunberg statue to power two million homes by harnessing the rage of hypocritical Daily Mail readers
BusinessSocietyUKMan who spent his life unaccepted by society to spend his death being unaccepted by most shopkeepers
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson denies government is hiding behind nationalistic symbolism after unveiling his new outfit for PMQs
PoliticsUKKeir Starmer to win back support of the people of Liverpool by handing out free copies of The Sun
EntertainmentMan to recreate experience of cancelled Rammstein concert at home by setting fire to his living room
BusinessSocietyUKTradesman admits embarrassing mistake after turning up to customers house exactly when he said he would
PoliticsSocietyUKMan who argued sovereignty and independence would be great for UK now insists these things would be bad for Scotland
SocietyUKWorldNation with strict gun-control laws somehow manages eleventh successive year with no mass shootings
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson to mark anniversary of lockdown by skipping Cobra meeting and shaking hands with Covid patients in ICU
SocietyUKLeftie liberals devastated to find there is nowhere on census to record that they are ‘woke’
PoliticsUKMan demands right to peaceful protest, by smashing up police van and breaking officer’s ribs
