SocietyUKWhy Easter eggs should be part of a healthy balanced breakfast, by Jake aged 6 and three-quarters
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson’s April Fool’s Day prank backfires after learning Queen and country gratefully accepted his resignation
SocietyUKThis incredible millennial bought a house just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and winning the lottery
BusinessSocietyUKMan who lost housekeeping money gambling online delighted to hear bookmaker boss earned £469m last year
PoliticsUKLeaked footage of Boris defecating on picture of Queen not expected to affect his popularity
WorldCaptain of the ‘Ever Given’ kicking himself after realising ship had a reverse gear all this time
EntertainmentWorldHave you had to kiss Steven Seagal as part of a film? You could be entitled to compensation
PoliticsUKWorldSuez blockage: UK sends team of experts to help Egypt pretend this is what they wanted all along
SocietyUKMan who enjoys saying ‘if you don’t like it, leave!’ furious when migrants take that exact advice to come here
PoliticsUKAlex Salmond launches new party with a pledge to reach out and touch the people of Scotland
BusinessPoliticsUKYou must go back to commuting to a proper office, insists man whose proper office is in his house
