SocietyUKWilliam and Harry unite to pay tribute to Prince Philip, before bare-knuckle ‘straightener’ in palace gardens
SocietyUKMan excited, motivated and finally ready to return to the gym, but not on a Monday though, obviously
EntertainmentHealthWorldMontagues and Capulets resume ancient feud as restrictions on two households mingling lifted.
SocietyUKChaos on nation’s roads after traffic lights are painted black to mark Prince Philip’s passing
SocietyUKWoman worried she might be ‘cursed’ after predicting likely death of 99-year-old man in ill-health
SocietyUKFrantic Daily Mail desperately searching for way to blame Prince Philip’s death on Meghan Markle
PoliticsUK‘Children lacked discipline during lockdown’ says man sacked from the government for lack of discipline
PoliticsSocietyUKWoman concerned she isn’t able to spend enough time each day really hating Boris Johnson
HealthPoliticsUK‘We are going to have to learn to live with the Conservative Party’ says Chris Whitty
BusinessSocietyUKMother Nature still deciding what hilarious weather to throw at us when beer gardens finally reopen next week
EntertainmentSocietyUKBoris is a stupid wanker with shit hair, writes lazy satirist while claiming he’s ‘going meta’
EntertainmentWorldMiddle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles are here to fight lower back pain and credit card debt
