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HealthPoliticsTechnologyUKI won’t use Test and Trace app because I value my privacy, insists man on Facebook using his GPS-enabled 4G-capable camera and microphone
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKPriti Patel promises only the ‘brightest and best’ lorry drivers will be allowed into Kent
HealthPoliticsUKMan insists he will only break new lockdown rules in a very ‘limited and specific way’
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson to rely on common sense of the British public because that always works
BusinessPoliticsSocietyTechnologyUKFacebook threatens Europe with fair elections decided by well-informed voters
HealthPoliticsUKVicar suspicious as funeral attendees bring along a football, a barbecue and 300 cans of Stella Artois
PoliticsSocietyWorldDonald Trump hoping Conservative dominated Supreme Court could reopen debate around women’s right to choose not to have their pussy’s grabbed
HealthPoliticsSocietyUK“What bombers?” – The brave WWII ‘anti-Blitzers’ who stood up to Government bombing hoax
EntertainmentHealthPoliticsUKWorried public await word from Noel Gallagher and Ian Brown after stark Covid briefing
BusinessPoliticsUKGovernment moves quickly to do absolutely nothing about banks implicated in criminality by FinCEN papers
SportsUKFantasy Football Manager leaves team ‘by mutual consent’ after one game, for third successive season
HealthPoliticsUKGovernment pioneers groundbreaking COVID 19 test involving a curt nod and mumbling ‘you alright, mate?’
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson’s Animal Crossing island now just a wasteland covered in dogshit
HealthPoliticsSocietyUKPotential Halloween lockdown could see local yobs forced to egg their own houses
HealthScienceUKVirus that can tell the difference between colleagues and friends continues to baffle scientists
