PoliticsTechnologyWorldDonald Trump presents Schrodinger’s evidence – simultaneously ‘overwhelming’ and ‘not enough to convince a single judge’
BrexitEntertainmentPoliticsUKUK negotiators to play Robbie Williams’ Christmas song on repeat until EU accepts their demands
BrexitPoliticsUKBritish fish to be given blue passports so EU fishermen know they are ours, proposes Boris
PoliticsSocietyWorldRepublican Party outraged as Supreme Court rules the Emperor is not wearing any clothes
BrexitPoliticsUKCan we decide fishing rights by using spitfires to recreate the Battle of Britain, plead WWII obsessed Brexiters
SocietyUKMan who decided to watch a Christmas film every day in December now considering converting to Islam
BrexitPoliticsSocietyUKBoris Johnson praised for staying with Brexit longer than anything else he’s f**ked
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexiters who’ve spent four and a half years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ excited to finally discover what they’ve won
SocietyUK‘I won’t be sending Christmas Cards this year because f**k you, that’s why,’ says unusually frank friend
BrexitPoliticsUKDefinite, 100%, absolute, cast-iron final deadline for Brexit trade deal decision set for this Sunday(ish), or thereabouts
BrexitPoliticsSportsUKOle-Gunnar Solskjaer to advise Boris Johnson on European exits that delight a nation
HealthScienceUKGovernment advises Covid vaccine should not be taken by anyone who is allergic to microchips
BrexitBusinessUKNew Ineos car to be called Le Brexiteur and come fully equipped with a laughing Frenchman.
BrexitPoliticsUKWithout a return to purple foil on Dairy Milk, it’s Brexit in name only, says Leave supporter
HealthScienceUKBill Gates rounds the corner and rips off his vaccine nurse mask before cackling maniacally
HealthScienceUKFirst vaccine patient Margaret Keenan strangely compelled into shopping spree for Microsoft products
HealthPoliticsSportsUKGovernment announces rapid vaccine deployment programme after hiring nation’s darts players