PoliticsSocietyUK“Clap For Heroes” means all kinds of people will be rewarded with applause instead of adequate pay
EducationPoliticsUKRumour: Is Gavin Williamson about to be replaced by a small yappy dog called Muffy?
PoliticsWorldWorld watches on as yet another third world country struggles with its experiment in democracy
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump claims ultimate victory in handing all executive and legislative branches of government to the Democrats
EducationPoliticsUKYear 11 teacher suddenly receives 23 boxes of chocolates and 9 bottles of wine in the post
HealthPoliticsUKWorldGovernment insists travellers wishing to enter the UK must have their head examined
HealthPoliticsUKJust get the Army to illegally invade people’s homes and force the vaccine on them, suggests Tony Blair
HealthPoliticsUKGovernment to convince anti-vax morons to take vaccine by telling them it contains sovereignty
HealthPoliticsUKUK voters starting to wonder if leaving pandemic response to man who can’t use a comb was such a good idea
UKChristmas truly over as daily broadcasts of Boris Johnson’s panic-flavoured bullshit announcements resume
HealthPoliticsUKBoris to announce “Don’t go to school, but do go to school, but the schools must shut and you’ll be arrested”
PoliticsWorldI got 99 problems but an awareness that phone calls can be recorded isn’t one of them, says Donald Trump