EntertainmentEnvironmentUKDeer admits lifelong ambition to kill and eat a second-rate television presenter
ScienceSocietyHope for millions after scientists isolate gene that makes people think winking is acceptable
PoliticsSocietyUKBoy says he is “very sorry” about shaving the cat and now considers the matter closed
EntertainmentHealthPoliticsUKShaggy to release ‘It wasn’t me and let’s move on to talking about the success of the UK vaccination programme’
PoliticsUKGovernment takes huge step in proving it is not beholden to wealthy donors by adding Cayman Islands to travel green list
BrexitBusinessUKProud and patriotic Brexit supporters excited by new opportunity to pay more for their mobile bills
BusinessPoliticsUKTravel firms desperate to learn to which countries they can drastically increase the cost of holidays
HealthPoliticsSportsUK‘We can’t relax the travel rules’ insists government, ‘unless you are a VIP visiting Wembley’
SportsUKScottish FA demands UEFA change Euros format so top four from each group qualify for knockout stage
EntertainmentUK‘We’ll still get Naked Attraction though right?’ ask perverted weirdos as Channel 4 future thrown into doubt
PoliticsUKMinistry of Education insists there is nothing sinister about lovely torchlit rallies praising Boris
EducationPoliticsSocietyUKWe must protect neglected children by ditching the term ‘white privilege’ insists government that didn’t even want to feed them
