EducationSportsUK‘Historic’ final actually quite unlikely to be put into history books, insist cruel academics
SportsUKEngland fan genuinely considering putting pineapple on a pizza in horrific revenge attack on Italy
UK“Our team is an embarrassment to the country!” claims fan who stormed barricade and racially abused Saka
PoliticsSportsUKDon’t abuse England players online, insists woman who said it was fine to boo England players in person
SportsUKEngland would have won if more fans had fired flares from their bum, says fan who fired flare from his bum
SocietySportsUK‘England lost final because of all that kneeling’, insists man who spent last night racially abusing Rashford, Sancho and Saka
EducationSocietyUKMan who graduated from the University of Life actually scraped through with a third
SocietyUK“What bombers?” – The brave true story of the WWII ‘anti-Blitzers’ who stood up to Government bombing hoax
PoliticsSocietyUKMan who spent full year insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ now calling for RNLI to let migrants boats sink in the Channel
SportsUKDaily Mail readers furious as ‘utterly selfish’ Raheem Sterling doesn’t give his England shirt to a fan
PoliticsSportsUK‘Keep politics out of sport’ insists man who ‘Liked’ every photo of Boris Johnson in an England shirt
PoliticsSportsUKAngry racists boycotting England games told to stay stroppy for just one more match so they don’t jinx it
BrexitBusinessPoliticsUKHGV drivers must work longer hours to fix the Brexit problems we created, insists government
EntertainmentSportsUKMan who couldn’t handle pressure of being questioned by a weatherman accuses teenage girl of not handling pressure of Wimbledon
SocietySportsScotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, in awe of their superior neighbours, decide to support England tonight
HealthPoliticsUKPM tells Brits they are free to make their own decisions as long as they don’t decide to protest
HealthPoliticsUK‘It is time to take personal responsibility’ insists man who has abandoned two wives and an unknown number of children
ScienceTechnologyUKCEO who wanted tax-funded bailout somehow scrapes together enough pennies to go to f*cking SPACE
