EntertainmentHealthUKI won’t play for a ‘discriminated audience’ insists man who happily supported Enoch Powell
BusinessScienceTechnologyArchive footage reveals British inventor reached space thirty years before Bezos and Branson
BusinessSocietyUKMan uses news that there is ‘no need to panic buy’ as his cue to begin frantically panic buying
BrexitPoliticsUKLord Frost triumphant after EU agrees to UK demands in exchange for 600 litres of tartan paint
BrexitPoliticsUKThe Northern Ireland Protocol negotiated by David Frost was clearly a load of bollocks, insists David Frost
PoliticsSportsUKFootballers should only benefit commercially from being arseholes, says absolute moron
SportsWorldInternational Handball Federation fines Norwegian Women’s team for refusing to call IHF officials ‘Daddy’
SocietyTechnologyUKMan instantly loses 138 Facebook friends after posting “I am who I am, don’t like it? Leave”
BusinessSocietyUKScientists unsure if dickheads become estate agents or estate agents become dickheads
EntertainmentHealthSocietyUKGovernment announces plan to make nightclubs entirely arsehole-free by September
EntertainmentHealthSocietyUKThe first thing the Nazis did was implement a vaccine passport system for nightclubs, insists moron
HealthSocietyUKNo-one has the right to tell me what to do with my body, insists anti-vaxxer who says women shouldn’t have right to choose
EntertainmentPoliticsUKNigel Farage hopes to push GB News viewing figures above that of an average Zoom call
HealthPoliticsUKJohnson and Sunak begin new ‘do what the f*ck you like’ pilot after being told to isolate
EntertainmentSocietyUKAnti-cancel culture channel cancels presenter after GB News audience decides ‘cancelling things is fun’
