HealthPoliticsUKTragedy as Daily Mail readers wank themselves to death after EU finally makes mistake
PoliticsUKMorons shocked as Nicola Sturgeon sides with EU instead of the Union she has dedicated her life to leaving
PoliticsUKTories pull sexist ‘Stay Home, Save Lives’ poster, saying publication was probably some woman’s fault
EducationHealthUKKate insists parenting during lockdown is exhausting, for the palace nanny, and tutor, and chefs, and cleaners
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EntertainmentUK‘I just love Bridgerton for the beautiful costumes’ says woman who just loved 50 Shades of Grey ‘for the romance’
HealthPoliticsUK‘There was no way to predict this’ explains man to nation full of people who predicted this
SocietyUKYorkies react with humble self-effacement after Yorkshire Dales named best national park in Europe
HealthSocietyTechnologyUKMan furious as 40-minute run counts for nothing after forgetting to wear his Fitbit
PoliticsUKBoris to save Union by promising “a shiny ha’penny and a dram to each Scotchman and his bonnie lass”
PoliticsTechnologyWorldTwitter apologises for allowing photo to be tweeted that isn’t Bernie and his f**king mittens
TechnologyUKWorldExperts claim curve ‘finally beginning to flatten’ for Bernie Sanders chair memes on the Internet
BusinessHealthUKConspiracy theorists wanking themselves silly as Saga Holidays becomes first to say all passengers must be vaccinated
PoliticsSocietyUKWorldUK right-wingers furious as President Biden refuses to swear oath to the Queen on his first day
BusinessHealthPolitics£500 self-isolation payment actually just £3.68 after contract to distribute money won by Chartwells
