EducationUKParents who want LGBT rights classes banned because they are “confusing” somehow fine with algebra
PoliticsUKWhy I’ve changed my mind about MPs having £100k-a-year second jobs, now that I’ve got one – by Lee Anderson
EntertainmentUKOasis fans excited at possible reunion that could see Liam singing Oasis songs live, just like he’s been doing since 2009
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson apparently planning to plead insanity after arriving to give evidence dressed as a deranged clown
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson: “At no point did anyone tell me I shouldn’t shit my pants. So I’ve shat my pants”
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson set to use committee appearance as stepping stone to Saturday teatime TV career
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson to avoid Privileges Committee sanctions by attending ‘Party Awareness Course’
PoliticsUKI didn’t believe it was a party because no one was burning £50 notes in front of a homeless person, insists Boris
EntertainmentWorldRepublicans defend Trump by insisting “traditional marriage has always been between a man, his third wife and a porn star”
PoliticsUKAn innocent man maligned: Read NewsThump’s EXCLUSIVE preview of Boris Johnson’s exonerating dossier
EntertainmentPoliticsUKThe five funniest laugh-out-loud films of all time, according to me, Suella Braverman
SocietyUKWe would never fall victim to patriotic exceptionalism, insist proud Brits who believe we are above that sort of thing
SocietyUKHomeworker justifies drinking on company time because grandfather he never met was born in Cork
SocietyUKExtremely tenuous Irish connection definitely enough for most people to celebrate St Patrick’s Day, finds survey
EnvironmentPoliticsUKSuella Braverman’s plan to stop migrant boats by surrounding UK with a floating barrier of shit nears completion
PoliticsUKThe tax burden will be higher for a while, unless you’re rich enough to put £60k a year into your pension, confirms Chancellor
BusinessPoliticsUKMan who blames all of the nation’s ills on ‘migrants’ horrified to learn the only thing keeping the UK out of recession is net migration
SocietyUKMan enjoying the thrill of Russian Roulette after trying to put seven pieces of paper into a shredder only rated for six