Articles By Tom Whalley

Cuadrilla to be the name of the monster released by fracking

World not bothered about antibiotics not working because everyone has a juicer

World

China to abandon one-child policy in hope it stops kids growing up so weird

Fake benefits claimants also appeared in maths exam question

Amazon’s Top Gear reboot to be presented in ‘blackface’

Lord Sewel to take up new role as ‘Legend on Campus’

Earth 2.0 equally awful

UK

Man who used Tube to take cocaine forced to do ‘blow’ on his bike

George Osborne’s budget accused of plagiarising Game Of Thrones ‘Red Wedding’

Alton Towers must never become a Dinosaur Park, confirm experts

Police Operations accused of using up all the best band names

All gigs now ‘Festivals’

Confederate flag protest sees Duke Of Hazzard forced to borrow wife’s Nissan Micra

Florence & The Machine To Replace Greece In EU

David Cameron promises referendum on Magna Carta

Fans of murdering Welshmen with a bow and arrow concerned as medieval laws face axe

Qatar wins bid to host Sepp Blatter’s leaving do

World

US spies at a bit of a loose end today

Carefree early summer now over, claim Wasps

We’re only treating tenants with the contempt they deserve, insist Landlords